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Bhatiali is a type of ancient folk music which expresses the deep feeling from the heart of a group of local and professional people. It is based on their common and natural style of expression and uninfluenced by the rules of conventional music and contemporary songs. Bhatiali song expresses not only loss, pain and memory but also the human understanding of nature. Bhatiyali songs are a genre of folk ballads originating from the riverine regions of Bengal, which have a strong ecological connection.
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